The ceremonial first pitch is a longstanding ritual of baseball in which a guest of honor throws a ball to mark the end of pregame festivities and the start of the game. While some guest of honors are more sports inclined, some simply are not.
This 2014 pitch is non-discriminatory combining all sports: baseball, bowling, basketball, ballet, and more. I would consider it to be the worst first-pitch of all time. What about you?
If you want another laugh, here's an honorable mention. No words are needed, except maybe "ouch."